After the Baseball Game
- Where is your big brother? Did he fall off the edge of the world?
- He's in the shower, duh.
- Still?
- Yeah, and anyways it's impossible to fall off the world because the world is round, mom; it's like a ball. Let me show you, mom. I gotta show you how you can't fall off the edge of the world. (Gets the globe down and brings it to me.) See, mom, the world is always spinning, and it's round, and see how the light shines on it? There is no edge. And anyways there's a forcefield, mom. Duh.
- He's in the shower, duh.
- Still?
- Yeah, and anyways it's impossible to fall off the world because the world is round, mom; it's like a ball. Let me show you, mom. I gotta show you how you can't fall off the edge of the world. (Gets the globe down and brings it to me.) See, mom, the world is always spinning, and it's round, and see how the light shines on it? There is no edge. And anyways there's a forcefield, mom. Duh.
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